Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

No this isn’t a Maruti 800 driven over a center median by a drunk driver.

Qingqi Alto Trycicle front-endQingqi Alto Trycicle interior

In China a company named Jinan Qingqi Motorcycle Corporation produced the three-wheeled version of the Alto (800 in India) briefly in the 90′s. The ‘Qingqi Alto Trycicle’ was manufactured with a 125cc, 12KW motorbike engine, CarNewsChina says, is “powerful enough to outrun a goat.” The central front wheel could not have grabbed more eyeballs than its 75-80k rupees starting price.

Three-wheeled cars are very popular in rural China and many car companies, despite stability issues at high speeds that pose serious safety concerns, continue to manufacture them. They serve as economical workhorses for traders in the week and double up as a family car on the weekends.

Sadly rural Chinese customers will have look in other places, as Jinan Qingi has moved on from the Qingqi Alto Trycicle to make handsome looking motorcycles.

Will you use the Tata Xenon as your wedding car?

We know nothing about wedding cars or weddings. The only weddings we’re bothered about is the one that happens between the engine and gearbox. In today’s world, that one marriage never breaks! And then there are marriages between sedans and SUVs, which one manufacturer found out, wasn’t exactly set in heaven.

Tata Xenon XT wedding car

But when it comes to soul mates and weddings, an essential part of the ceremony is how the couple arrive and leave on the big day. Or in what.

There was one couple in Europe who felt the Xenon XT dual cab was the best way to update the world of their “newly married” status. The garlands and squeaky clean exterior feel it was part of the original plan and not of a stand-in car.

Tata Xenon wedding car

What was so adorable in a Xenon that the visibly excited couple, now as one, decided to drive away in it?

That begs the question – Would you get married in a Xenon pickup?

How to NOT wash your Fiat Punto

Fiat Grande Punto

The Fiat Punto’s a wonderful creation in the world of automobiles. With regular cleaning and care, it seems like the pinnacle of charm.

Click HERE to see how NOT to wash your Fiat Punto
Click HERE to see how NOT to wash your Fiat Punto
Click HERE to see how NOT to wash your Fiat Punto
Click HERE to see how NOT to wash your Fiat Punto

Electric Tuk TukIf the Dutch company The Tuk Tuk Factory’s plans are anything to go by, Asia’s mass mover is all set to storm the European market.

A Tuk Tuk is essentially a 3-wheeled auto rickshaw which is a popular people mover in the Asian countries. It gains its name from the distinct ‘Tuk Tuk’ sound that the engine makes when revved hard.

Unfortunately, the Tuk Tuk that are planned to be launched in Europe will not make any such sound (or clouds of white smoke) because they will be fully electrified. The company plans to launch a 3-seater, a 6-seater and a cargo version in all EU countries, priced competitively in between 11,000 and 14,000 Euros.

According to the company, the electric tuk tuks can do a distance of 70-80 kms on one charge because they have been fitted with the biggest battery that the company could lay their hands on.

Prototypes of these vehicles have been running up and down on the streets of Amsterdam for over a year now and the company is now seeking partners for sales and distribution of the vehicle.

Have you spotted any of them in Amsterdam?

Video – Things you can and cannot do with Toyota Prado

The Toyota Land Cruiser Prado was launched in India with a diesel heart last year. Drivers appreciated it for its off-roading ability, show it any terrain, and it’ll take up the challenge with a smile.

But there are limitations to what a car can do even if it’s a Land Cruiser Prado. If you see a dry patch of land with bumps, gravel, mud, sand, steep inclines and even tiny craters, then yes, you can use your Prado to conquer with speed and skill.

But if there’s a 10 foot deep trench or ditch filled with water waiting to swallow elephants, you’re better off with a boat or a hovercraft, as this man found out.

Talk about a fully functional life-size LEGO brick car!

LEGO bricks

Click here to see a real car built fully using LEGO bricks
Click here to see a real car built fully using LEGO bricks
Click here to see a real car built fully using LEGO bricks
Click here to see a real car built fully using LEGO bricks

ibibo Maruti suzuki online serial

Maruti Suzuki India has teamed up with ibibo.com to produce an online serial. The team of directors, actors and technicians would be selected through an online voting system by ibibo.com members.

Aspiring writers, directors and actors would have to post their work/credentials on the website and netizens would pick the best talent to work for Maruti-ibibo’s online serial. A total of 8 actors, 2 directors and 2 scriptwriters would be selected through this exercise.

Why has Maruti suddenly jumped into producing online B-serials (B for budget!)? Is Maruti Suzuki becoming tired of increasing threats from its competition and planning for an alternative business or is this just a “novel” idea to increase the popularity of the already popular brand.

We hope this attempt by Maruti doesn’t end up in the same basket as the ‘Swift Guiness Record attempt’ did.

Sparkling Chevrolet Beat

No! This is not another case of a small hatchback catching fire! This is just a ‘fiery’ paint job on the Chevrolet Beat created by a Portuguese school kid, Jose Rocha, a participant in the 2010 Young Creative Chevrolet (YCC) Contest. This contest was organized to recognize young talents in school.

Participants had to redesign the exterior of Chevrolet Beat in the best way possible to exhibit the cheeky, sporty nature of the Chevrolet Beat. This ‘Sparkling’ Beat was chosen by the jury as the best representation of the Chevrolet Beat.

To honor the young boy, Chevrolet would release its World Tour Car Championship (WTCC) version of the Beat in this paint job. The WTCC Beat/Spark comes with a 1.4 liter turbocharged engine that produces a mammoth 140 bhp.

Would GM India at least bring limited editions of this ‘Sparkling’ Chevrolet Beat like it did with the Denim Chevrolet Levi’s Beat?